One day I’ll remember; I’ll remember everything that happened. The good, the bad. Those who survived. And those that did not.
alternate ending to the third hobbit movie
thranduil walks around the battlefield and spies the dead bodies of fili and kili
and then he kneels down and touches them gently with one finger and they come back to life
and everyone lives happily ever after
thranduil is secretly ned the piemaker
i’m genuinely concerned that no one will fall in love with me
She looked perfectly into the camera
she looked perfectly into eternity u mean
This scares me.
but imagine going into a store and being like “yes i need three thousand knives”
but imagine walking down the stairs and seeing this
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.